Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Mystery Character

Red suits are my signature outfits. They're mostly skirts too. My glasses are often a trademark of mines. I own only two hairstyles, it's found half way up with a slight bump a la Snookie, or a bun with a bit of a bump. I'm fairly young looking, which in recent times, may or may not be an advantage.

My accent is noticeable, but mind you, still American. I often mispronounce numerous words. In any case, when I can't find the right words to use, I made them up. The new words I've created have been mocked, but for the greater sense, of somehow have been incorporated into the American language. My vocabulary isn't vast as it should be, I'm more or less committed to being colloquial in any situation.

Answering questions aren't my strongest point, but I do make a point. I present my values in the most obvious ways. Also, pointing in the air emphasizes my points. Pointing works. Direct eye contact and pointing has made a significant impact on my public image.

I'm an eternal optimist, that can be seen in any interview. An overnight sensation? Maybe. Very, very proud of my hometown. I basically reek of it. If I could, I would do a show about it. In fact, I did. Unfortunately, it was canceled and I can't imagine why.

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